![]() ![]() Eventually we'll have to make the merchants more discerning - Toady One I've got a fort that has an export industry centered entirely around little commemorative dacite figurines of the starting seven dwarves in different poses.An impressionable child, she inherited the goblin ethics of valuing power over others and her personal dream is to take over the world.There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, 'how much do I value my blood? - Toady One."What can you tell me about yourself?" "Me? Who's that? I don't know myself." - Toady One I filled my fortress's temple with statues and tantruming dwarves to test out the desecration code.Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves.The crash happened when the night creature tried to come up with things to say to potential shoppers.It seems I've just delivered you into the arms of crashing and despair.I have my little invisible help-wanted ads for to look through now, followed by a little invisible pick-best-applicants procedure.Large animals can put an unskilled gelder in the hospital.The titan was given a position in their pantheon, though it would still show up every few years to kick down somebody's house.In addition, Atheli devoured three cows, four horses, five mules, a donkey, six dogs, two cats, and a rhesus macaque and fox while tormenting the elves.The poor thing died with the message " has condensed." - Toady One.The dabbling surgeon moved between repairing the compound fracture and trying to stop bleeding from malpractice.I also grabbed somebody's exposed guts and did the only thing you can do with them currently, which is pinch them.After the third duel, he began worshipping his enemy. ![]() I had a dwarven hero try to kill a bronze colossus seven times, and each time he lost.Stopped zombies from interrupting your sleep to ask if they can help you with something.Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts.Today's success was to have a crying mother spit on me and call me a murderer.Most of yesterday I spent trying to be robbed by bandits, but they kept looking away from me and forgetting I was there.The king of my dwarves appointed a visiting merchant's yak as the general of the army while I was trading.My first jump was off by a factor of 100, so I flew against a cliff and blew apart. I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse.The zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age - Toady One.it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay. There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena."I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." - Toady the Great One."You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach." - Toady One."Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh.When the fires went out, so did the game." - Toady One "There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code."Sieging humans brought some war polar bears, and one of them started a camp fire."Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" - Toady One."Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." - Toady One.The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off.Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example." "I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time."Didn't you read the manual? He he he he.To add a quote to this list, place it on its own line above the last line. Feel free to add any quotes you find particularly amusing or interesting. ![]() Many of them are musings from the developer notes, while others are forum posts made by DF players or simply anonymous game-related statements. This is the list of quotes which appear at the top of the wiki's Main Page. ![]() Don't believe everything you read, and if you miss some of the references, don't worry. It may include witty humour, not-so-witty humour, bad humour, in-jokes, pop culture references, and references to the Bay12 forums. This article or section has been rated D for Dwarf. ![]()
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